Love thy neighbor.

A ceaseless break in the monontony confirms another day has selfishly arisen.

Watching the news I note a disgruntled presidential aide's premeditated air strike on New york was narrowly averted when he realised that his expenses claim may not be signed off due to costs associated with thermo-nuclear civil war. Seemingly unimportant, I changed channel to watch something a little more thought provoking in way of the cbeebies.

Unfortunately, it would appear that 'Dylan' was taking strategic note of the article as when I ambled kitchen bound the feline fucker had taken m & s's finest smoked turkey slices (left by the mrs on the worksurface) and proceeded to devour the mini-lions share of the tasty snack.

As a great man one said, he that fails to strike first - is first struck.

First blood to the cat.

Although not a man of religion, I stared heavens bound for assistance and guidance. Should I concede defeat or retaliate as suggested yesteday.

God failed to answer me. The reason being - she was probably pre-occupied with a gentleman called "Dietric Beatty". For those unfamiliar with the name - Im not suprised. However, its the nonce in the picture.

A further exploration into the land of local news confirmed that this fucking retard smashed up his neighbors car on the basis that he believed the folks next door to be devil worshippers.

Apparently, (and when he sobered up after consuming at least one glass of babysham), Beatty confirmed to authorities that having done some research he now realises they are Iehova witness(S) - not the Dennis Wheatley extras he percieved them to be.

However, if he new his onions he would realise that many iehova's maintain that the christian trinity is based on pagan doctrine due to it's percieved illogical script.

So the jokes on him. He was right. They are blasphemous heathens.

Then again Beatty dad was apparently a vicar. So he probably interferes with barnyard fowl.

I dont know sometimes - lifes a bit of a mystery.