When 2 become one....

.......Is an expression that can be looked upon in various difrerent ways.

On one hand - it may illustrate a somewhat depressingly accurate vision of what every couple the world over has in store.

Either voluntarily or involuntary.

Flip side, we could consider this to be associated with the combined genius of the spice girls aka rough, inept, childlike, ginger and the unforgettable sporty - whom - if ever there was an argument to be made for mandatory gender testing within various athletic arena - sporty 'The-Cock'- spice is surely validation in itself.

Nevertheless, the point to all this prattle is that when 2 did (or does) become one, things invariably go tits up.

Unless you consider a reduction in the context of cooking.

I suppose that isnt really when 2 become one though. But if you simmered 2 fluid ounces and the source left in the teflon equated to 1 fluid ounce - it could marginally fall into that catagory.

Then again - you would be hard pressed to ensure an exact measurement. When the pan is removed from the hob, boiling ceases, steam cools, effecting the volume etc etc etc.

Still Im again missing the point to this.

When the spice girls dissolved at the risk of retaining the cookery theme - and Individually attempted to make a mark as solo 'artists',things turned to shit.

The Beatles and Queen the same over.

Again -not suggesting that there were 2 in the band - but you get the gist.

Today, the chancellor of planet fuckwit maintained the way to overcome the current financial climate was to:-

i)slash benefits for those most in need; and,

ii) Squeeze the public sector until the pips have popped.

iii) (And at the risk of sounding like a flyer for 'eugenics-are-us') 'ring-fenced' and indeed made permanenet the winter fuel allowance for those over a retirement age. You know the ones - the old dears that dont pay any tax.

Yet recieve the non-means tested benefit even if they live in a 25 storey mansion. In Egypt.

So many other little idiosyncratic policies to dessimate the country and return it back to a big society bases soley on social darwinismn, so little time.